Brown Sugar- Rich

Parring the PAR!

2009-04-30T11:28:00.000-07:00

Crazy Taxi seems to be the talk of the town.

But i hate it when stuff like this happens, they need to fix up.
Then I'll be up there with Simon and Kay...

LOL

2009-04-24T17:05:00.001-07:00

"They say 13 is an unlucky number, then so should the letter 'B' be, beacuse 'B' looks like a scrunched together 13.
What is your name?
Bob...
Get the hell away!"

I'M BACK, i think?!?? (Been a month, but feels like Ageeess)

2009-04-12T17:49:00.000-07:00

Its been a MONTH

Many bloggers have been hiding, and i have not blogged in a month. I'm not going to lie, I've been MAD LAZY...(and out and about)

First i got a new camera and a new phone
and its taken me years to get used to both of them.
and BILLIONS OF YEARS to upload stuff onto the computer

But anyway forget that one ("DJM")

Check Ayo "Flash Em" (showing off) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Forget "Frontline", this is the TUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People told me i exagg with Frontline, don't ever tell me I'm exaggo with this tune.

Hold tight my brother "Football Don" bare doing Skank calm down for his celebrations for his Final. Maddest goal scorer

Krispey Kreme's moment

I love computers but at the same time hate computers.

I hate when they do this!!!!!!!!

i waited for 5mins!
God, please throw a macbook into my hands.

"Ctrl Alt Delete"-DID NOT WANT TO NICE ME!!!

During this Easter, one fool decided to prank call members of my family.
First my brother and then my cousin.

:S

i was so lucky to overhear my cuzzy shouting on the phone
saying "Who's this"

so i spoke to this "SAMANTHA" girl
the scary thing was that she called my cousin
asking for me, SHE SAID MY FULL NAME.

Ay...

that's not funny you know.
I don't know whats wrong with these youts u know.

Google Maps

2009-03-20T14:57:00.000-07:00

Google Maps are doing ALOT...

i saw this on the news, then i thought let try it...

You can proper view the streets of Cities in the Country (Not Lagos)
have a walk down roads, showing real people walking down streets.
There fully want to nice terrorist before 2012 i swear LOL. Unfortunately i cant view my "ENDZ"

i went to visit a few places still

Some people should know this one!

Even searched Amsterdam

Try it GOOGLE MAPS "STREET VIEW"

there's been alot of controversy on the news
because Google have had complaints from people
saying its invading people's PRIVACY

~_~KMT

Amsterdam

2009-03-17T11:50:00.001-07:00

AMSTERDAM 09

Amsterdam Amsterdam Amsterdam...

I found it live because it was my first time traveling outside
the country without family. An it was a good experience...

I would have started blogging straight away,
but i had to catch up on sleep and family also i would have uploaded on Monday 9thMarch but Blogspot DOES AIR.

On the Ferry going to France, while everyone was feeling SEA SICK
we just sat down playing Black Jack and Chase the Queen

took us up to 11 Hours to get to Amsterdam...

TOUCHDOWN in Holland

As we got to the hotel after an 15 minute walk from the coach to the hotel...
i realized it not a HOTEL but a

Looked too much like a prison, the prison bare had graffiti all over the place
the "hotel" proper had a nice welcome sign...

After dropping all the stuff in our rooms
Kriptic, Skeps an i went for a likkle-walk-about
noticed shops had very weird names
take this for instance

Sissy boy is apparently a shop for Gay Men :S
This is the best sweet shop EVER! (jamin)

So many weird shops and shops selling souvenirs...
Finally Rich comes across a decent Shop :D

BEN AND Jerry's, prices were OK but too pricey

After all this walking walking walking... we all got hungry (Krip, Skeps, Enea, Micheal and i)
we were bare looking for a place to eat...Mcdonalds and Burgerking were too pricey

They didn't even sell MEALS, just individual like

"CAN I HAVE CHIPS, AND A BIG MAC, AND ALSO AN DRINK"

HEDIOT

Then we went into this shop asking them where some resturant was (dumb i know)
Then the guy told us about some deal

Chips, salad and UNLIMITED RIBS

Let me not lie, i did not murk...i could NOT handle it,
I only had the two on the plate and didn't ask for more...
while Skeps and Enea where battling it out to see
who could have the most Ribs...

Notice how they also sell Ribs and Chips in a
Pancake Corner

We went on a Boat trip in the Canal to tour some places like
RED LIGHT DISTRICT and them places there.
It got boring and guys started SLeepppingzzzzzzz

I was the only one who stayed awake...

After the unwanted free boat trip, shop got the visit even though most
things were so HEXpensivee and because most people in Holland are
BIG AND TALL

They didn't have my size in so many shops...
(Flipping PAR)

They still had nice shops DOE

Tell me what shops in London have so many Funky Vintage
Colorful stuff in one Store or RACK

After all the shopping we/i went to visit the Ajax
"AHH-JACKSSS" stadium

My photography is on P.O.I.N.T

The whole Experience was F.U.N...

The last day Kriptic and Skeps did madness!
FLAMETHROWER BUSINESS!

Tribal

2009-03-16T17:00:00.000-07:00

This video is mad jokes!

This video is shit

I HAVE BEEN THINKING...

2009-02-22T08:10:00.000-08:00

What Amsterdam is going to be like an if i should buy a HD camera to take with me, also if 170Pounds is enough to take with me.

and if there will ever be a day when i have
Billionaire Boys Club in my wardrobe

ONE DAY RICH...ONE...DAY

and why I'm interested in photography and
I'm still using this 2.0 mega pixel camera

and why Ed Hardy is so so so over-rated,
(but still nice to wear)

and why Peace, Josh and i find these Primark bootleg copy of Rebook Classics are MAD funny.

and why people think were mad for doing this...
(Just because you cant do it)

and what the point of cutting my hair
every two weeks so people don't talk negative talk (Raggo)

and why after so many years Simpsons decide to change the intro
just because they turned HD recently

and i wonder when ASDA will employ me...

and how I can study Media and not have a MACBOOK

And a MILLION other things running through the dumb mind of mine.

Shes got me on the frontline!

2009-02-16T12:40:00.000-08:00

14th February 2009

Just about to go work, YES on Valentines day. Most girls/people tell me why you going work on V'day? or "Ha" your going work on Valentines day.

My answer: Where would i get the money to take a girls out on Valentines day.

I had two letters on my doorstep

MADNESS

why the NHS do this to me "I DON'T KNOW"
Well i guess my London borough actually care about young teenagers.
But this is a PAR.

Second time they have sent something to my house like this sent to my house.
Its leaving my mum curious LOL.

Princess Naya- Frontline (Funkyhouse)
I swear this is and iPod/iTunes/iStereo Banger.
Just gets played over and over again...

SAY NAY.

O yeah Lately i gathered "Shake-About"
is the IN ting. Every time i go Westfield from now on, I've got to Shake About.

BrownSugar

Madness part 4

2009-02-11T13:07:00.000-08:00

Check me new hair
Baby Milo

Wednesday Feb 11th 2008

Today was so jokes, we had circle whizzing round in circle's in Westfield.
Firstly got central line to Shepard Bush and on the way we was pulling MADDEST jokes...

Skep's trademark laugh gt recorded, this guy has had this laugh since i could remember year9 probably 2004-ish. Mad funny

Me and Josh knew what we wanted from Uni-Qlo, saw when we walked in...we saw they moved the flannel's elsewhere... so as we walked past the flannel's i didn't want make it BAIT because i know these guys.

So i said: to Josh "Ey Josh, look at the price"

Josh:"WHARRRT"

as soon as i said that, everyyyy man's eyes feasted on the flannel's. There were dozen's of nice colored and patterned flannels but about 5 where live.

Obviously i cant get the same thing as someone, so the shit ones where left and i thought fuck it.

PAR! PAR!
PAR!

after all that... we went Nando's "New McDonald's" (minor restaurant)

1/2 Chicken and two sides ! Side 1: RICE Side 2: CHIPS Add EXTRA HOT "X" PERI PERI SAUCE

Kay could not handle the extra hot...nose sweating business

Kay Cant handle it.

Krispey Kreme Moment part 4

Martin's book is in the making, going to be very interesting, check his blog still.

ITV PAR

2009-02-05T12:12:00.001-08:00

When i was watching this exciting match, the worst thing that could possibly go wrong happened. They way i shouted "FARRRRRRK"

Technical Problems while Everton scored in extra time...Par (taking the piss, absolute killing it fam, hotting)

ITV EY

Animation video SOON COME!
Vanessa better knows

Morning Snow Story

2009-02-02T10:11:00.000-08:00

The snow was no joke,

Took the piss, so i pissed in it. (seriously)

Got a call around 1:40 am saying "No buses are running tomorrow"

Response : I'm jamming.

Woke up at 6:30 thinking "when do all buses in Ldn stop running"
looked outside the window and saw this

Had a shower and for some dumb reason i thought the snow would disappear in 30 mins

Jumped right into bed...

Called college, went straight to voicemail, MSG sayin "Blah Blah College is closed, check website"

HIT MCDONALD YEAAAH, morning breakfast

Mcmuffin, egg and bacon :P

:p
:p

Pull up at the Mcdrive...

NO BLOODY STAFF

"closed because staff couldn't drive in snow...PAR-ING GUYS"

I spent timeeee looking outside my window, people just dashing snow at each other... i was too tired to sleep>>make sense trust.

road looks bareee quiet

until i saw this family WAR

MAD JOKES

The way the man hotted his wife, RAW

MAD JOKES
MAD JOKES
MAD JOKES.

feeling generous to share my funkyhouse mix with you lot...

http://www.zshare.net/download/51546489c8b91de6/

:D

Booking price list.

2009-02-01T09:37:00.000-08:00

UK Artist Performance In London Out Of London – Depending on location

Hip Hop
Alizay 2-3 Tracks £350 £500
Asher D 2-3 Tracks £1,500 £2,500
Blak Twang 2-3 Tracks £500 £550
Choong Family 2 Tracks, 2 new 1 old £600 £750
Craze 24 2-3 Tracks £350 £450
D Fam 2-3 Tracks £400 £500
Giggs 2-3 Tracks £1,000 £1,150
Ironik 1 hour and a half dj set & 2-3 tracks £1,500 £1,600
Klashnekoff 2-3 Tracks £1,000 £1,200 + hotel OR travel
Maxwell D 2-3 Tracks £500 £550
Mike GLC 2-3 Tracks £300 £500
Mr Midas 2-3 Tracks £550 £650
N Dubz 25-20 Minute Set £1,600 £2,000
North Star 2-3 Tracks £500 £600
Nutty Nrg 2-3 Tracks £300 £400
Romeo 2-3 Tracks £1,100 £1,200
SAS 2-3 Tracks £700 £1,000
Sincere 2-3 Tracks £300 £450
Street Politiks 2-3 Tracks £450 £550
Stutta 2-3 Tracks £300 £400
Swiss 2-3 Tracks £500 £650
Terra Firma 2-3 Tracks £1,000 £1500 + hotel OR travel
Tinie Tempah 2-3 Tracks £550 £600
Tuggawar 2-3 Tracks £500 £600
Wretch 32 2-3 Tracks £450 £500
Young Kof 2-3 Tracks £500 £550

RnB / Soul
Cassius Henry 2-3 Tracks £400 £500
Darren B 2-3 Tracks £750 £950
DE-A-CO 2-3 Tracks £350 £500
Ear Dis 2-3 Tracks £550 £650
Fundamental 03 2-3 Tracks £1,500 £2,000
Gemma Fox 2-3 Tracks £350 £500
Ghostt 2-3 Tracks £600 £700
Jay Sean 2-3 Tracks £3,000+vat £3,150+vat
Kele le Roc 2-3 Tracks £1,500 £1,600
Lisa Maffia 2-3 Tracks £1,500 £1,600
Nathan 2-3 Tracks £2,250 £2,500
Rouge 2-3 Tracks £2,200 £2,500
Sadie Ama 2-3 Tracks £600 £750
Sharifa 2-3 Tracks £350 £450
Sheya 2-3 Tracks £450 £550
Taio Cruz 2-3 Tracks £4,000 £4,500

Grime
Adam Deacon [Kildulthood & Adulthood] 2-3 Tracks £550 £650+Dj
Aggro 2-3 Tracks £350 £450
Bashy 2-3 Tracks £800 £900
Bearman 2-3 Tracks £350 £450
Big Narstie 2-3 Tracks £350 £450
Boy Better Know 30 Minute Live Show £1,500 £2,000
Chipmunk 3 Tracks & mc set £800 £850
Doctor 2-3 Tracks £400 £500
Flirta D 2-3 Tracks £400 £500
Frisco 2-3 Tracks £400 £500
Frontlinerz 2-3 Tracks £500 £600
Ghetto 2-3 Tracks £450 £550
Heartless Crew 2-3 Tracks £1,750+vat £2,000+vat
Hypa Fenn & Marcie Phonix 2-3 Tracks £550 £650
J2K 2-3 Tracks £400 £500
K Sounds 2-3 Tracks £450 £550
Lady Fury 2-3 Tracks £400 £500
Lethal B 20- 30 Minute Live Show £5,000 £5,500
Lightning 2-3 Tracks £350 £450
Lil Rascals 2-3 Tracks £500 £550
Mayhem 2-3 Tracks £500 £550
Nu Brand Flexxx 2-3 Tracks £550 £650
Scorcher 2-3 Tracks £450 £550
Splurge 2-3 Tracks £500 £600
Stutta 2-3 Tracks £350 £450
Tinchy Stryder 2-3 Tracks £850 £900
Wiley 2-3 Tracks £4,000 £4,500
Wong 2-3 Tracks £300 £450

DJ
Dj 279 1 and a half hours £400 £550
Dj Ace & Invisible 1 and a half hours £1,000 £1,500
Dj Cameo 1 and a half hours £550 £650
Dj Mastersteps 1 and a half hours £650 £800
Kray Twinz 1 and a half hours £750 £900
Oxide & Neutrino 1 and a half hours £750 £850

Dance
Flawless Ent Please ask for requirements

Beatbox
Faith sfx £550 £650

This really says ALOT, Ayo showed me this from puregrime,

originally from "hype city" the artist booking agency's official list

09/08

Chippy

2009-01-29T11:45:00.000-08:00

Mad wheels!

Sugar Cubes part 3

2009-01-19T12:05:00.000-08:00

1) Best Chicken and chip shop 09'

Mad Weng! (Sams)

2) Step into my cousin's room and see her two year old sons trainers, live but a par.
How can a two year old wear similar shoe and crep designers as me. PAR

mini me init.

Kickers
Air forces
90's
Vans

his tryna catch up at the age of two, I've gotta up my game. SHET SHET SHET

he's flipping got more than most boys i know.

3) Coming from a West Ham game, then some next West Ham player pulled on signing autographs for like 6 people with a bag of people walking past. Some nexxxt player...never seen his face, even Josh the West Ham supporter said "i swear I've seen this guy on Fifa"

LOL Mad Par.

4) Chattin Jibberish/ Don't Jealous Thrillz (lol)

Mad BORED in hospital !

did you not hear... Ayo's YELP at the beginning. I just improvised, had nothing planned so i was just chatting AIR.

FAAAAAK

2009-01-18T14:16:00.001-08:00

Never let my girl take a pic like this. Will Get the slap

msg talks for itssself! SAY NO MORE

Madness part 2

2009-01-12T11:18:00.001-08:00

Coming back from Nando's (New McDonald's).
Right in the middle of Barking.

Talking about music (mostly funky house and grime as usual)
Ayo, Kevin, Martin, Skeps and i started skanking on some
MAD FLEX. Being the camera guy i couldn't show maddEST Tribal skanks

Dont Phone me Skank from Brown Sugar on Vimeo.

First video I've edited on Final Cut...did i merk?

Mad Happs

(i should upload another cheeesy smile again)

Check my Martin Unstoppable blog

http://mr-unstoppable.blogspot.com/

Dissapointtted

2009-01-10T04:59:00.000-08:00

Carribs ey

This is how they raise there children...and have childrens party's.

SAY NO MORE...doesnt deserve a shet

Barber Problem

2009-01-07T07:37:00.000-08:00

Word of January 2009
"SHET"

African Barber: Fortune

Firstly my boys and Peace (been with me a few times) know this barber, but my boys would know about how lazy and annoying Fortune can be, doe his a FUCKED barber. Some barber who decides to take lunch breaks when his the only person in his store under his own management. Also its somehow when i'm, always there

OK...let him have his lunch break but the way this guy eats is RAW
would just munch Jollof rice or fried rice like there's no tomorrow
"BARE SOUND EFFECTS" (geeeeeeeeeeeesssh, smasssssssh, boooom boooom.plewwww plewwwww)

JAM THE FOOD ISN'T GOING ANY WHEREEEEEEEEEEEE...

The thing that smacks it "he eats mad slow"

I went barber today 07.01/2009
"the landlord tells me, Fortune's gone missing. He doesn't know where he is and when he's going to me back"

i just smiled and said OK...

"I'm one customer he wont be seeing again"

Carrib Barber: Gregg...GUYMAN!

MAD HAPPY!

Krispey Kreme's got backed once again...
(grinding for a dozen)

Ina bit :D

Maddest Skanks

2009-01-03T12:00:00.000-08:00

Gotta learn!

Bubbly Bubbly

2009-01-02T12:08:00.000-08:00

JOSH FEELING BUBBLY

Little Josh doing Head, shoulders, knees and toes

Guyman lol!, my Josh gives me toooo much jokes...SHET, i'll show you his Rolex sweep video
in my next few blogs later.

K.I.G

funny tune, the tunes every where

Right now I've been so hooked onto banana's, so i told my mum to buy banana's from Asda, so she bought a whole bunch, and they were all choong at the top, and yuck at the bottom, don't you just hate when the end of the banana looks like this

When someone gives me a box of Celebrations all i ever do is take out Maltesers and give the rest to someone else "we just take out the best and give out the rest" so i decided to take out the best and give the whole bunch to my brother with and iPod for Christmas LOL. He was bares like "How come it came with no Maltesers?"

I got meself a Gshock (bape edition), looks Werkerd init... my mum keeps telling me it looks like a toy. So far every family member says "Why did u get yellow?".

"BECAUSE I'M DEFFRENT"

i don't think i know any girls with "Gbaby" watches.

I'm out Baby Josh's Vidz getting reloads
:D

Happy New Year 2009

2009-01-02T07:22:00.000-08:00

Just a few of my New Years Res.

Get a reliable Part time Job.

More organised.

Meet Coursework deadlines.

Finish first year of Media at College with hamaziing grades.

Continue ghosting in my College.

Sent of UCAS

Get a driving license

My life less stressful for my Mum

Drive one of the folllowing- Corsa, Clio, 206, Yaris, Punto, Fiesta.

Become a pro at using Final Cut pro and Adobe photoshop.

Have four figures in my account.
Continue feeding my wardrobe

Attend Library more often.

Start reading novels more often.

Improve writing skills.

Make more blog posts every often.

Pray every other day.

Try not to drift from my dawgs and friends.
Discover what this so called "teenage love" meaning means.
Get closer to God
Pick up a new hobbies

By God's grace i can get all this done by 1st of December 2010 :D

(not sure if i left any out)

Sugar Cubes part 2

2008-12-24T12:06:00.000-08:00

4 More Sugar Cubes

1) We definitely don't need Fashion on our blogs, nobody reads
"i said nobody nobody nobody reads"

we just scroll done and browse till we see something good.

Notice i said "WE" so other people agree BARS

2)Christmas, I'm definitely going old. Its just now i clocked its Christmas Eve, i thought it was 2 days away. It gets worse every Christmas...I've only got one wrapped Christmas Pressie under my tree and its so obvious it a box of Chocolates

But apart from a box of chocolate I've got a different box

3) My dad finally niced me a... Box

Because my dad isn't really into all that Xmas spirit, he just dashed the box on my bed and said "TAKE"

LOOOOOL

Mina, I'm thankful and happy...came with two free games

4) Who remembers last years

"SANTA BABY"

????????????????????????/ NWAINNNNN

Christmas Charts...WARG1 FOR NEXT YEARS...

2008-12-21T13:33:00.000-08:00

Defo merked

Christmas N01

ZAFFEDDDD

2008-12-19T04:59:00.001-08:00

I seriously don't know if

I've been ghosting so much I'm late with this video
One of the first to see this
Wasn't supposed to see this

But when i saw this i was bareee shocked, i rarely pass through Channel U and the screen just went blank for like 2mins. (You know how Channel U are, so flipping budget)

(why i didn't change the channel, i don't know)

But then this came up, i swear there hasn't been much promotion on this video :S

"turn your volume UP"

SKY +

Rollinggg on the floor

2008-12-18T11:57:00.000-08:00

SHES ABOUT AS JEWISH AS A BACON SANDWICH-Pat

what a bar (if you watch or watched eastenders, you would understand)

Praying for the worst

2008-12-18T10:53:00.000-08:00

I just wish that shoe hit his face, that would have made my day. Mad reflexes, next time it will be a bullet.

F**K BUSH

i hate this guy

New Blogger

2008-12-17T14:02:00.000-08:00

Checkd jokes new blogger and future great blogger Josh's blog

http://blogwhatilike.blogspot.com

mad funny, i know this is going to be a serious blog, becuase he always complains about
people who never update lol...

Tinchy Stryder your deadlines tomorrow gggg :@

Kyla

2008-12-17T09:51:00.000-08:00

One of my favourite tunes i've heard this year has a video...Never thought they would make a video for this. Why's Ricky in it? lol

Big Tune

Mad jokes

2008-12-13T07:27:00.000-08:00

2 much

Mad jokes

2008-12-13T06:59:00.000-08:00

This guy is cocky, when you have money no one can talk to you.

Lazy me -_-

2008-12-13T05:50:00.000-08:00

Been so lazy lately, blogging is getting long.

I lied...constant blogging I've been trying but nothing specials going on so i haven't been able to go on about stuff you would like to know about...just another week of college and busy assignments.

Been so busy and going bed latest 3:30am I've got bags under my eyes

Now where getting closer to Christmas i set up the family Christmas tree myself. In the past i always made it look like a tree you would see in a forest of something... but this year it looks cheng, i merked i merked. Its not about an all green Christmas tree, white and green tree babbyy.

My bank account has 0.00 and i still manage to by ONE Krispey Kreme donut for 1.10.
I seriously think i need skooling on how to save money.

Happy Birthday Heather and Whitney x

Little Rapper

2008-12-10T13:00:00.001-08:00

My mind's blank.

Xfactor Par

2008-12-07T13:07:00.000-08:00

Maddest Par, just as shes about to win xfactor shes got her ex selling their sex tape.
Money is the root to all evil, this guy wants to ruin the career shes building up. I feel mad sorry for her. Click Link below to read

XFactor's Alexandra Exposure clink here

Rich's Top 3 Video's of November

2008-12-05T14:02:00.000-08:00

1)

I've already talked about this video in an old blog post, but video's getting Channel U mad texts.

2)

Video gets reloads, i've talked about this video in my old blog post also.
It should go on Mtv Base, to live to be with other tounge twisting low budget video's on Channel U.

3)

Animation's just live, every artist using the vocoder... but tune makes sense.

Eyn Ehn

2008-12-04T13:46:00.000-08:00

Asian Skankerss

I was tryna Shoot my music video for media and this clown just wouldnt stop dancing...

Smell on the bus.

2008-12-01T15:07:00.001-08:00

Man steps on to the bus and sees someones smelly Pounded Yam in cling film, it must have been freshly cooked because i saw Mad steam coming out of it, the African that dropped it must be Mad pissed. SAY NO MORE.

Madness

2008-11-30T12:08:00.000-08:00

On the phone to Josh then i hear some merry tunes in the background thinking what this sound.Then i see some Parade on my house, at late time of the day. Look outside my window and see this

All this unnecessary hype when it aint even hit December yet, abit smarter to do it closer to Christmas when people feel the flipping Christmas spirit.

My Camera is zooged (i cant take any flipping pictures properly), stupid Sony Ericsson w800i, someone needs to buy me an iPhone.

Week doesn't get any better..SAY NO MORE

Myspace

2008-11-29T16:27:00.000-08:00

Myspace=Online Dating

5 Steps

First Step- Add a Nice looking girl/Nice looking boy

Second Step-"Pics looking choong, boom, leng, weng, cheng, pengggaaleng babes"

Third Step- Drop a comment on his/her page, "Wah gwan sho sho brap brap babes page is looking fly its touching the sky still, give mans your msn init"

Forth Step- LINKAGEEE

Fifth Step- From here anything happens, from linking a freak to being fooled and linking a ugly girl/boy that you thought looked nice in her pictures...

"People Delete"

"Copyrighted & Inspired by Amanda"

Does slow jams make you think about the opposite sex?

2008-11-28T16:48:00.000-08:00

I always asked my self at a young age, why do all slow jams talk about LOVE and bloody SEX.
I could always predict the words that would be used in a slow Jam

"Heartbroken"
"Missing you"
"Finally found you"
"I want to get you in bed"
"Let me take you down"
"Let me eat you"
"Cheating on me"
"I'm sorry for cheating on you"
"Fucking you"
"Sexing you"
"Every day i cry after loosing you"
"Can i take you home"
"Its grown 10 meters longer"
"Its grown expanded 30 meters longer because of you"

TYPICAL SLOW JAM LYRICS YOU OFTEN HEAR IN SLOW JAMZ.
(bare annoying)

All slow jamz are going in the recycle bin and not gettin recycled.

Eastenders

2008-11-28T12:26:00.000-08:00

Phil and Shirley = CLAPPED SEX

Tony= SICK

"I see people" got that tune on loop.

2008-11-23T13:03:00.000-08:00

Its a non-alcohol life out ere till 25.12.2008

Grape fruit Flemish baby...lol

My body's the temple of God, so i guess I've gotta respect and look after it.

Wiley, Kano and Ghetts new vid, live vibe. Bare professional...This time last year it would never come to my mind that Kano, Wiley and Ghetts would make a tune together, them War report and Lord of the MIC days are over?

My Man Temi (Ghetts) tried to remix his own Rolex Sweep. Looks like some Sunjay Rolex sweep LOOL

Live Vibe

2008-11-22T13:10:00.000-08:00

Finally visited Westfield
Why is it so big, this is the new West End. Its got every good daym thing (shop) apart from Primani and Krispey Kreme's. Getting another visit, next week Saturday, still parts i didn't get to go to.

Bashy.com got copped

Defo worth the 8 pound and long Que, why don't all mc's have a bag of tracks on there mix-CD or albums...29 tracks that's what i like.

LMAO...he should just punch him up.

If i had a pound for every view :p

2008-11-21T11:04:00.000-08:00

My Animation buddy saw me frowning and held this sign up...inspired by the colourful clothes i was wearing on the day. (i didn't make it)

When i get my car and i'm filling up my tank, i'll always check behind my back, forget about how much petrol your buying...This video is jokeess.

FUCKING HELL LOOOL

Repost of the first ever post i ever made...

2008-11-21T10:57:00.000-08:00

Blog, because?

1) When I'm bored and theirs absolutely nothing to do.

2) Because we humans are not like elephants we cant remember everything in our life time, fifteen years on from now i can look back at my blog and think wow or ergh "did i do that" or "i remember thattt".

3) For my close ones to read, my lifes not liveee so dont expect "alot"

4 THINGS

2008-11-19T10:43:00.000-08:00

1)We don't need blogs about poems...no body cares.

2)

During the winter i don't know why people who get on at east ham and Upton park do this, i just don't know. This is why E45 and Vaseline make so much money...

3) KFC mini variety... was 2pounds, then went up to 2.19 in most kfc branches. NOW It's BLOODY 2.39, what has this world turned into...say no more.

4)LMFAO

2008-11-16T11:03:00.000-08:00

This is mine and josh's guy.

Laugh MY ARSE OFF

Fonejacker series 2 is just killing it fam

GOOD AFTERNOON

JuJu Man

2008-11-16T10:20:00.001-08:00

JUJU MAN

Why do the media chose to bully my country all African country's are

CRANKED
CORRUPT
GREEDY
NASTY
CRUEL

every country is actually even America (Don't you watch prison break)

But why is it my country is always bullied

419 Government
419 People
419 Churches
419 Airports or Airport (we only have one)
And so on...

Saving Africa's Children-Accused Children

PLEASE CLICK THE LINK...MADNESS

Checkers is the one for when your bored...

2008-11-15T15:13:00.000-08:00

Checkers Come back

I was lacking dumbly, getting hotted by a girl...Par

Then this happened

Tell me I'm fucked. please Lol

Were both equal, but i still merked.

Beast

2008-11-09T10:12:00.000-08:00

Live tune,

Chipmunk should be signed to a major right now, his so professional now.
For defo buying this single...worth it. Always recording are doing alot with Chipmunk.

Obama first black presidant of America!

2008-11-05T03:11:00.000-08:00

I was getting ready to post this video if Obama didn't win... jkes

But now America NOT WE have there first black presidant of the United States. I cant wait for the time comes when we see a black Prime Minister, and i'll never vote till i see a black candidate in the UK. Martin Luther King dreams are now becoming reality.

McCain with "49,518,960" votes and Obama with "53,939, 346.

I wont forget America's a corrupt country, so anything can happen with Obama and Obama can do anything himself.

Richie's Top 3 Video's of October.

2008-11-04T13:36:00.000-08:00

I used to think this guys voice was annoying...but lately his put the work in and done alot.

Weng hips and live dancer, Beyonce hasn't got one dead tune, i've said that from day. Someone disagree, who ever choreographed the dance merked.

Killed it, though Ive never been chopped and screwed... i know how it feels guys LOL. Nah but T-pain and Luda just killed this tune. Singles getting bought, deserves it.

R.I.P Nobody

2008-11-03T15:01:00.000-08:00

After getting back from bradford yesterday night, i here all this talk about R.I.P Wiley. Then someone sent me this link

Person who did it really has a sad life, they actully have time to type up a formal document about Wiley's FAKE death. Like to say Wiley wont just roll on radio or make a tune about him NOT being dead. absolute dumbness...

If i was Wiley, i would just be HAPPY all it does is promote his name becuase his name was everywhere last night.

Etap Etap half term.

2008-11-03T14:11:00.000-08:00

Brown sugar t-shirt...PENG
my cousin over in Bradford nyced me. Shes making money from this in Bradford lol, tried to make me pay 3Pound, my own cousin. We just TWANG, drop the lines "Best cousin ever"

Kesh...Be the talk of the town

2008-10-28T14:02:00.000-07:00

Kesh is such a guygirl.
The past blog about her was all a mistake, pictures below explains

Yes, shes not mad...she didn't cut ALL her hair off. She actually merked fooling alot of people including me because i actually talked to alot of people about Kesh cutting her hair, even made a blog about it. Smart way to get people saying her name out there, lets say shes the talk of the town. Check her blog

Shes now one of my top three bloggers.

http://www.therealkesh.blogspot.com/

Bashy.com

2008-10-28T14:00:00.000-07:00

We just drive...Bashy.com is going to be BIG

Mac vs Microsoft Advert clash

2008-10-26T12:39:00.000-07:00

Theres abit of a sly war going on with Mac and Microsoft, a year ago i saw this war dub/send/diss/your mum/advert from Mac, and thought there sending for Pc.

Then last week i see this reply

Billie Gates...guyman

Party like "boom boom boom booom boooooooooom boom boom"

2008-10-26T12:31:00.000-07:00

Fresh Tin of Vaseline is the best

Quick Blog-Ktik's Bday

2008-10-26T07:58:00.000-07:00

Apart from everything starting late as usual, when were supposed to ALL meet at 7pm, the evening was live. Nando's o2 The usual bare noise was there when we were at nandos's...KICKED OUT Milly, Sharon, Steph, Ayo, Calvin, Martin and i's MESS London Underground gave us no Jubilee Line so we took our anger out on them on the way home. Ayo killed it

Next to spacecrafts...

2008-10-11T07:02:00.000-07:00

Apart from Fiat Punto SX, I've set eyes on this car for a like a month and i see it everywhere, i never used to see it about.

God will provide

Amen. :D

??!!??

2008-10-10T05:35:00.000-07:00

WHATS WRONG WITH HER?!?

I always like the way she dresses and her pretty face, own unique style, an how shes got ALOT of girls following her style. But the Funky, Retro, 80's, 70's thing has gone to far.

Looks like a gay man alie?

I believe this is madness not fashion or art.

Forgive and Forget...

2008-10-05T03:15:00.000-07:00

Yesterday at Tolu's house, we had a little talk about FORGIVING AND FORGETTING also 2 weeks ago we talked about Friends. Most people weren't really sure about the meaning of forgiving and forgetting, but that's normal because that's why we went Tolu's house to talk about it. So after 2hours most people seemed clear about after Ash and Ayo (journo/pastor) got a few scriptures from the bible. After talking about it what everyone learnt just flew outta peoples heads then arguing began lol total madness, its a par to see friends fighting and tears, the best i can do is stay away.

So me and Ayo went Nandos and just aired everything, at the bus stop we saw a McDonald's ad, but someone added to the poster lol

Par on McDonald's init, but its true.

Nandos is to nice!

Give Ayo and i Half a chicken and to sides

and were this happy

I'm off!

Metrooo...

2008-10-04T04:16:00.000-07:00

I swear down Metro nice Grime. Grime going to blow soon, the scenes moving up. One day your just going to find a Grime section on albums and mixtapes in HMV and hear people like Bashy and Chipmunk daytime 24/7 365, maybe even boy better know and star in the hood tees in Footlocker lol. This week i saw Tinchy Stryder pic on one article about UK radio's like Pryo radio (Tuesday), then Roll Deep on Metro this Friday. So from now on I'm collecting articles about Grime in the metro because Ive seen quite a few this year.

Look below

"CLICK TO READ"

Still collecting...

GREATEST GRIME SHOW...so far (video blog)

2008-09-30T17:29:00.000-07:00

Me, Tech, Josh and Ayo (journo no no no) gt invited to Kano's free show in Indigo o2 Dome. Line wasss lonngg, bt Nigerians Ayo n Tech cut the line half way tru. We had tickets to go to the VIP seats on the balcony, but we was NOTT ONITT so boring with bait Mc's.

..........Show started with some Adidas Dance group, ripped it with Logan Sama on the decks. Reminds me of year 8 days, was on dancing.

Then some deverlish rock band performed on stage

..........Later Little Stryder rolled on stage, Kane Niced him.

..........Guys where on getting a star in the hood t-shirt, or girls i should say.

..........Kano rolled on stage to do Hustler, atmosphere was live lol, big tune was getting sang before his feet touched the stage.

..........Eyy watch the skank, Ghetto was on this ting, got alot reception from the crowd.

..........Kano did do some Old skool tracks, hear the cockney accent in the back looool girl standing next to me was on the sing along part. Tune gets reception from the white folks, He should perform this in Essex or something.

..........P&Q's got reception.

..........Wiley then came on and did wearing my rolexxx and a tune with Kano

..........Ed hardy Dan skepta, this guy came on some Bath Robe thing, Looked sho still.

At the end of the day the show was live, everyone's chasing money nowa days in crazy different ways. Kano did alot still. If only All grime shows are like this, well organised and spacious with more girls than boys.

Well done Adizones and Mtv Base also KA

Sing bada bada...

2008-09-28T09:12:00.000-07:00

Wicked ending.

Video's on point.

Nonsense

2008-09-28T06:30:00.000-07:00

Got back from West end last night, checking my email and i see this

Scary, ebay are stalkers (i knew someone was following).

New things.

2008-09-25T11:42:00.000-07:00

Got a the Adobe Photoshop cd last week wednesday and installed it this time last week. Starting from scratch with no know-leedge this is what ive done.

Live ting! "No Journo be better than my blog"

New ipod

2008-09-11T11:58:00.000-07:00

I just bought the version 3 for 99 pounds, then version 4 comes out for the same price... Par

Atlanta 08

2008-09-06T10:30:00.000-07:00

8:15 was my flight
so early, so i had to wake up at 4. So i only had one hour sleep because someone was hugging my line. But its a mina, because i could just make up for the sleep on the 10 flight journey.

So i just slept truuuu the whole journey.

Touchdown!

So reached Airport of Georgia, and after September 11th the security is so on point (xtra). So dey proper strip u naked and search you.

Nah but they search everywhere lol. They wouldnt even let me take Ribena into the country, so they conviscated that of me kmt.

The house where staying out is blonks.

When i checked my wallet i noticed something big missing, when i got into my family friends yard in America.

Left dollars at home in my room... PAR

But lucky my aunty sent the money tru Westion Union... dem oness
but that took 5 days to send so my mum borrowed me $200 for the "MEAN TIME"...niced ina way.

The first Mall we went to was Mall of Georgia where i planned to buy the iPhone with the $200 after silly Ayo told me it that price. So Apple shop was there, looks bares like one in Lakeside

But it was contract only...bare sad but mina.
Apart from that i shopped crazy.

Pdiddy doin alot with his Sean John

We passed tru some drive-tru Krispey Kay...
Krispey Kreme is cheap like mad in America 75cent for one doughnut.

Most shops where live and had live deals, like the Nike Factory, so much orange head was spinning.

Now i understad why theres so many fat Americans, foods ON POINT

WENG

FAKE WALKERS (gotty)
coincidence im wearing yellow t

This must be some next imported shit from China or something lol.

part 2 soon

Goodbye London. Hello Atlanta

2008-08-20T14:23:00.000-07:00

Im off to America Atlanta,so i'll make a huge blog about it when i get back.

Crazyness

2008-08-12T14:00:00.000-07:00

Shoes of LIFE.
Top designer shoes lol

I just bought this in SCHUH or SCHUH in west

however u spell it.

RYDER

Hld tyt Vanessa, thanks for the giftt.

Went Ayo award tingy majiggy today, hld tyt Ayo on the award. "ooookaaayy eee".
Got his whole church shouting "WoWo"

Pastor in the makinggggg.
Pastor of tommorow.
Pastor of the future.

Guvna B performed aswell, guymannn. Live ting

Guvna B

FUCK OYSTER.

2008-08-06T15:04:00.000-07:00

This is how certain man got home after Tinsel Town.

Bumper Jumper Part 2

Bumping Jumping

Bday Part 2

2008-08-06T14:15:00.000-07:00

More pics

Peace yor CRANKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

03/08/1991 - 03/08/2008 Its alot. Part 1

2008-08-06T06:55:00.000-07:00

It was my bday on Sunday 3rd August (thanks for the text msg people), was going to do bad boy go karting (girls are grinding, at least get a man whose got p). Then i was going to do weng Nandos but NUFF people have done that for their rasclart yummy birthdays. So Tinsel Town it was.

Meet up at 4.00 pm at stratford station everyone.
What time did Richard, Ayo, Skeps, Josh and fam get there?

5.00pm LOOL mina

then we left Stratford around 5:30 waiting even after i got there late :o

So there we was at Tinsel town everyone ordered. Thinking of what to get>

While waiting for food took a couple of pics.

Fine-nelly food rolled

and got munched down.

When my people are in a resturant we create madness when ders no hype. So we made a meal of our own for Skeps to eat.

Full of everything Pepper, Bones, Salt,Lettece, Some next sauce, Vinegar... and MORE.

DID HE DO IT?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

More Flicks

I was sleeping in this pic, cz Peace took foreeverrrrr LOOL.

Aint we just PENG in this Picture.

Funny shit

2008-08-05T12:43:00.000-07:00

If you did'nt laugh your a zut (if your not chinese)

So far this holiday

2008-08-05T03:22:00.000-07:00

VA Skepta's Rinse gt reloaded five times on a five hour journey to Bradford (near Leeds). Live TING

This got backed along the way, (lost the real pic).

Happy Birthday Yewande, missed her bday. PAR!
Mina! i was there last year, hopefully next year.

Ohh yeh and likkle Josh andddd Antonia :D

Summer time

2008-07-20T13:39:00.000-07:00

Big tune

Highway Code

2008-07-20T13:35:00.001-07:00

Something to keep me busy during the summer.
Its sooooooooo longggg "like my nokia charger wire" i just laughed.
Im bored init.

Even a Nine to Fives alot THIS YEAR.

2008-07-20T13:25:00.000-07:00

I'm inside this office twice a week.

I GET EXP AND MONEY, while you wake up at 1:34pm after a late night earning and gaining nothing. I just laughed lool.

Famous?

2008-07-14T03:12:00.000-07:00

Jme's famous out now in every record shop.

Buy here

Hungry hungry

2008-07-12T10:33:00.000-07:00

Today i took a visit to Krispey Kreme.
New record 1 Doh-Nut in 10.34 Seconds lol

Hold tyt the people that went Big summer today.

Kiss 100 Competition

2008-07-10T13:30:00.000-07:00

Must have been locked onto Kiss 100 at 11pm, DJ Logan Sama when Jme and Chipmunk were on. Then Logan was giving away a free bbk t-sheert with an large ice cream on it.

An Jme called out the number "0207..." and i thought whatt naaah im calling in, its free and all.
Then he asked "Name four tracks of Tropical (his forth mix tape)" So thought i knowww this then called in and it was busy (BARE SAD).

Prob some excited fan like Sunjay beat me to it lool, then i tried again and got through speaking to some next person and could fully hear Logan and Jamie in the background.

Never in my life would i have thought i would win a Kiss 100 Competition or even phone in. Swear down

Circus act in a chicken and chip shop lol

2008-07-10T12:58:00.000-07:00

Ayo, Skeps and i were in barking and Skeps was hungry, so we popped into Dixy. An both of them kept saying "have you seen that guy. his fast his fastt". So obviously i was baffed like, what did they see the shop keeper in the shop run or something. Then i walked in n saw this.

Circus act in a chicken and chip shop lol

LOL i wasn't even sure if i was allowed to laugh.

Come Dance with me !

2008-07-07T12:08:00.000-07:00

Hold tight Dizzie, I'm feeling his tune Dance wiv him, his doing alot for the scene right now, his track "Dance wiv me" featuring Calvin Harris and Chrome Number one in the UK charts :D

Check the video below and skank.

Blog, because?

2008-07-06T12:20:00.000-07:00

This is abit random from Richard i know.
Well this is for:

1) When I'm bored and theirs absolutely nothing to do.

2) Because we humans are not like elephants we cant remember everything in our life time, fifteen years on from now i can look back at my blog and think wow or ergh "did i do that" or "i remember thattt".

3) For my close ones to read, my lifes not liveee so dont expect "alot"

4) I do tabb alot and my spellings cranked (allow me lol)