Amsterdam

AMSTERDAM 09

Amsterdam Amsterdam Amsterdam...

I found it live because it was my first time traveling outside
the country without family. An it was a good experience...


I would have started blogging straight away,
but i had to catch up on sleep and family also i would have uploaded on Monday 9thMarch but Blogspot DOES AIR.

On the Ferry going to France, while everyone was feeling SEA SICK
we just sat down playing Black Jack and Chase the Queen

took us up to 11 Hours to get to Amsterdam...

TOUCHDOWN in Holland

As we got to the hotel after an 15 minute walk from the coach to the hotel...
i realized it not a HOTEL but a

Looked too much like a prison, the prison bare had graffiti all over the place
the "hotel" proper had a nice welcome sign...

After dropping all the stuff in our rooms
Kriptic, Skeps an i went for a likkle-walk-about
noticed shops had very weird names
take this for instance

Sissy boy is apparently a shop for Gay Men :S
This is the best sweet shop EVER! (jamin)


So many weird shops and shops selling souvenirs...
Finally Rich comes across a decent Shop :D


BEN AND Jerry's, prices were OK but too pricey


After all this walking walking walking... we all got hungry (Krip, Skeps, Enea, Micheal and i)
we were bare looking for a place to eat...Mcdonalds and Burgerking were too pricey

They didn't even sell MEALS, just individual like

"CAN I HAVE CHIPS, AND A BIG MAC, AND ALSO AN DRINK"

HEDIOT

Then we went into this shop asking them where some resturant was (dumb i know)
Then the guy told us about some deal

Chips, salad and UNLIMITED RIBS

Let me not lie, i did not murk...i could NOT handle it,
I only had the two on the plate and didn't ask for more...
while Skeps and Enea where battling it out to see
who could have the most Ribs...

Notice how they also sell Ribs and Chips in a
Pancake Corner

We went on a Boat trip in the Canal to tour some places like
RED LIGHT DISTRICT and them places there.
It got boring and guys started SLeepppingzzzzzzz

I was the only one who stayed awake...



After the unwanted free boat trip, shop got the visit even though most
things were so HEXpensivee and because most people in Holland are
BIG AND TALL

They didn't have my size in so many shops...
(Flipping PAR)





They still had nice shops DOE





Tell me what shops in London have so many Funky Vintage
Colorful stuff in one Store or RACK




After all the shopping we/i went to visit the Ajax
"AHH-JACKSSS" stadium


















My photography is on P.O.I.N.T

The whole Experience was F.U.N...

The last day Kriptic and Skeps did madness!
FLAMETHROWER BUSINESS!

Tribal

This video is mad jokes!




This video is shit

I HAVE BEEN THINKING...

What Amsterdam is going to be like an if i should buy a HD camera to take with me, also if 170Pounds is enough to take with me.









and if there will ever be a day when i have
Billionaire Boys Club in my wardrobe



ONE DAY RICH...ONE...DAY




and why I'm interested in photography and
I'm still using this 2.0 mega pixel camera




and why Ed Hardy is so so so over-rated,
(but still nice to wear)



and why Peace, Josh and i find these Primark bootleg copy of Rebook Classics are MAD funny.




and why people think were mad for doing this...
(Just because you cant do it)





and what the point of cutting my hair
every two weeks so people don't talk negative talk (Raggo)




and why after so many years Simpsons decide to change the intro
just because they turned HD recently





and i wonder when ASDA will employ me...





and how I can study Media and not have a MACBOOK



And a MILLION other things running through the dumb mind of mine.

Shes got me on the frontline!

14th February 2009

Just about to go work, YES on Valentines day. Most girls/people tell me why you going work on V'day? or "Ha" your going work on Valentines day.

My answer: Where would i get the money to take a girls out on Valentines day.

I had two letters on my doorstep







MADNESS

why the NHS do this to me "I DON'T KNOW"
Well i guess my London borough actually care about young teenagers.
But this is a PAR.

Second time they have sent something to my house like this sent to my house.
Its leaving my mum curious LOL.





Princess Naya- Frontline (Funkyhouse)
I swear this is and iPod/iTunes/iStereo Banger.
Just gets played over and over again...






SAY NAY.

O yeah Lately i gathered "Shake-About"
is the IN ting. Every time i go Westfield from now on, I've got to Shake About.







BrownSugar

Madness part 4

Check me new hair
Baby Milo





Wednesday Feb 11th 2008



Today was so jokes, we had circle whizzing round in circle's in Westfield.
Firstly got central line to Shepard Bush and on the way we was pulling MADDEST jokes...

Skep's trademark laugh gt recorded, this guy has had this laugh since i could remember year9 probably 2004-ish. Mad funny





Me and Josh knew what we wanted from Uni-Qlo, saw when we walked in...we saw they moved the flannel's elsewhere... so as we walked past the flannel's i didn't want make it BAIT because i know these guys.

So i said: to Josh "Ey Josh, look at the price"

Josh:"WHARRRT"

as soon as i said that, everyyyy man's eyes feasted on the flannel's. There were dozen's of nice colored and patterned flannels but about 5 where live.



Obviously i cant get the same thing as someone, so the shit ones where left and i thought fuck it.

PAR! PAR!
PAR!


after all that... we went Nando's "New McDonald's" (minor restaurant)

1/2 Chicken and two sides ! Side 1: RICE Side 2: CHIPS Add EXTRA HOT "X" PERI PERI SAUCE

Kay could not handle the extra hot...nose sweating business




Kay Cant handle it.


Krispey Kreme Moment part 4




Martin's book is in the making, going to be very interesting, check his blog still.

ITV PAR

When i was watching this exciting match, the worst thing that could possibly go wrong happened. They way i shouted "FARRRRRRK"









Technical Problems while Everton scored in extra time...Par (taking the piss, absolute killing it fam, hotting)


ITV EY





Animation video SOON COME!
Vanessa better knows

Morning Snow Story

The snow was no joke,

Took the piss, so i pissed in it. (seriously)

Got a call around 1:40 am saying "No buses are running tomorrow"

Response : I'm jamming.


Woke up at 6:30 thinking "when do all buses in Ldn stop running"
looked outside the window and saw this


Had a shower and for some dumb reason i thought the snow would disappear in 30 mins




Jumped right into bed...


Called college, went straight to voicemail, MSG sayin "Blah Blah College is closed, check website"

HIT MCDONALD YEAAAH, morning breakfast

Mcmuffin, egg and bacon :P

:p
:p

Pull up at the Mcdrive...





NO BLOODY STAFF


"closed because staff couldn't drive in snow...PAR-ING GUYS"


I spent timeeee looking outside my window, people just dashing snow at each other... i was too tired to sleep>>make sense trust.

road looks bareee quiet



until i saw this family WAR

MAD JOKES






The way the man hotted his wife, RAW

MAD JOKES
MAD JOKES
MAD JOKES.


feeling generous to share my funkyhouse mix with you lot...

http://www.zshare.net/download/51546489c8b91de6/


:D

Booking price list.

UK Artist Performance In London Out Of London – Depending on location

Hip Hop
Alizay 2-3 Tracks £350 £500
Asher D 2-3 Tracks £1,500 £2,500
Blak Twang 2-3 Tracks £500 £550
Choong Family 2 Tracks, 2 new 1 old £600 £750
Craze 24 2-3 Tracks £350 £450
D Fam 2-3 Tracks £400 £500
Giggs 2-3 Tracks £1,000 £1,150
Ironik 1 hour and a half dj set & 2-3 tracks £1,500 £1,600
Klashnekoff 2-3 Tracks £1,000 £1,200 + hotel OR travel
Maxwell D 2-3 Tracks £500 £550
Mike GLC 2-3 Tracks £300 £500
Mr Midas 2-3 Tracks £550 £650
N Dubz 25-20 Minute Set £1,600 £2,000
North Star 2-3 Tracks £500 £600
Nutty Nrg 2-3 Tracks £300 £400
Romeo 2-3 Tracks £1,100 £1,200
SAS 2-3 Tracks £700 £1,000
Sincere 2-3 Tracks £300 £450
Street Politiks 2-3 Tracks £450 £550
Stutta 2-3 Tracks £300 £400
Swiss 2-3 Tracks £500 £650
Terra Firma 2-3 Tracks £1,000 £1500 + hotel OR travel
Tinie Tempah 2-3 Tracks £550 £600
Tuggawar 2-3 Tracks £500 £600
Wretch 32 2-3 Tracks £450 £500
Young Kof 2-3 Tracks £500 £550

RnB / Soul
Cassius Henry 2-3 Tracks £400 £500
Darren B 2-3 Tracks £750 £950
DE-A-CO 2-3 Tracks £350 £500
Ear Dis 2-3 Tracks £550 £650
Fundamental 03 2-3 Tracks £1,500 £2,000
Gemma Fox 2-3 Tracks £350 £500
Ghostt 2-3 Tracks £600 £700
Jay Sean 2-3 Tracks £3,000+vat £3,150+vat
Kele le Roc 2-3 Tracks £1,500 £1,600
Lisa Maffia 2-3 Tracks £1,500 £1,600
Nathan 2-3 Tracks £2,250 £2,500
Rouge 2-3 Tracks £2,200 £2,500
Sadie Ama 2-3 Tracks £600 £750
Sharifa 2-3 Tracks £350 £450
Sheya 2-3 Tracks £450 £550
Taio Cruz 2-3 Tracks £4,000 £4,500

Grime
Adam Deacon [Kildulthood & Adulthood] 2-3 Tracks £550 £650+Dj
Aggro 2-3 Tracks £350 £450
Bashy 2-3 Tracks £800 £900
Bearman 2-3 Tracks £350 £450
Big Narstie 2-3 Tracks £350 £450
Boy Better Know 30 Minute Live Show £1,500 £2,000
Chipmunk 3 Tracks & mc set £800 £850
Doctor 2-3 Tracks £400 £500
Flirta D 2-3 Tracks £400 £500
Frisco 2-3 Tracks £400 £500
Frontlinerz 2-3 Tracks £500 £600
Ghetto 2-3 Tracks £450 £550
Heartless Crew 2-3 Tracks £1,750+vat £2,000+vat
Hypa Fenn & Marcie Phonix 2-3 Tracks £550 £650
J2K 2-3 Tracks £400 £500
K Sounds 2-3 Tracks £450 £550
Lady Fury 2-3 Tracks £400 £500
Lethal B 20- 30 Minute Live Show £5,000 £5,500
Lightning 2-3 Tracks £350 £450
Lil Rascals 2-3 Tracks £500 £550
Mayhem 2-3 Tracks £500 £550
Nu Brand Flexxx 2-3 Tracks £550 £650
Scorcher 2-3 Tracks £450 £550
Splurge 2-3 Tracks £500 £600
Stutta 2-3 Tracks £350 £450
Tinchy Stryder 2-3 Tracks £850 £900
Wiley 2-3 Tracks £4,000 £4,500
Wong 2-3 Tracks £300 £450

DJ
Dj 279 1 and a half hours £400 £550
Dj Ace & Invisible 1 and a half hours £1,000 £1,500
Dj Cameo 1 and a half hours £550 £650
Dj Mastersteps 1 and a half hours £650 £800
Kray Twinz 1 and a half hours £750 £900
Oxide & Neutrino 1 and a half hours £750 £850


Dance
Flawless Ent Please ask for requirements

Beatbox
Faith sfx £550 £650



This really says ALOT, Ayo showed me this from puregrime,

originally from "hype city" the artist booking agency's official list

09/08